Weird Bit 12 - Goopidity

Look, we all love the Goop website. Who doesn't need $315 ultra high rise skinny jeans or a $32 jar of patio oil moisture mist (if you don't know what it is you can't afford it). But a $66 egg that goes where? And will those stickers really "re-balance my energy frequency"? We call it "goopidity." And it's really goopid.